1. how are you going to write stuff? Check mate
2. It\'s black ink, the official color officially officiated for official stuff
3. Don Cheadle used this pen (no, I can\'t prove it)
4. Uhhhh hold on I\'ll get back to this one
5. You\'re already looking for a pen, might as well buy this one.
6. Don Cheadle\'s most trusted pen brand
7. Do you like fun clicky sounds? Boy you\'re in for a wild surprise
8. Did you know the Romans used pens to fight battles? That\'s where the term \"the pen is mightier than the sword\" comes from. don\'t look that up just trust me bro
9. How you gonna be CEO if you don\'t even have a pen? 😭
10. Shiny gold color get +100 respect
11. Did I mention Don Cheadle yet?
Disclaimer: for legal purposes and policies related to , the description above is parody. And none of it should be taken as accurate or serious. If you buy this item you agree there are no returns, & you will receive a gold pen that writes with black ink and comes with a gift box.

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