Have you ever experienced missing time, strange memories, unexplained marks… or just wondered if they got you? 👽
The Alien Abduction Test is a complete novelty entertainment kit designed for anyone who enjoys aliens, UFOs, paranormal humor, gag gifts, parties, and close-encounter fun.
Another birthday.
Another gift card?
Do better.
The gift they definitely won\'t be expecting.
Give them something they’ll actually talk about.
The Alien Abduction Test is a novelty test experience made for birthdays, White Elephant exchanges, parties, UFO fans,
and that friend whose origins have always been a little questionable.
Kit includes:
Alien Abduction Themed Box (Qty 1)
Quick-start instruction card (Qty 1)
Abduction Status Card (Qty 1)
Alien Themed Sealed Bag (Qty 1)
Sealed Contents:
Alien Abduction Test cassette* (Qty 1)
Saliva sample dropper (Qty 1)
Access to download a free personalized digital Alien Abduction Certificate
Simply follow the included instructions and check your Close Encounter Status.
Possible classifications are part of the entertainment experience and may include things like:
Definitely Abducted
Missing Time Confirmed
Implant Suspected
Frequent Flyer
Great for:
UFO and alien fans
gag gifts
birthdays
parties
stocking stuffers
paranormal enthusiasts
anyone who suspects they may have had a very strange night
*Important: This is a novelty gag product for entertainment purposes only. It is not a medical device and is not intended for diagnosis, screening, treatment, or proof of alien contact.
New / unused.
Trust the strip. Question the trip. 👽🛸
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